THE ASYLUM IS A YEAR OLD!

On the 6th September 2003, The Asylum celebrated it's first anniversary on the web. AS you might hear, not all of my patients like me that much... How rude! That'll teach him to not come to our birthday party.

All of the patients were given special electroshock therapy for their troubles and lots of cake (which was lingering from some other birthday party in the seventies) which was a treat for all...

Actually, you'd be surprised how many more drooling wrecks suffering frequent nosebleeds we have over here now - even the stomachs of steel in the world would churn!

I (Kneetroll) would like to thank everyone who has visited this site in the past, and I'd like to thank in advance everyone who continues to come here time and time again.

Thanks again. Watch this space... (But for what, exactly? Hm?)

Dr. Kneetroll